"Listen. What got you so bent out of shape," A booming voice from the sky, undercut by a plastic clicking sound, responds, "the universe is a difficult place to navigate. Even at the best of times, you are hanging a half step from trouble with each decision you make. All I'm trying to do is allow you the opportunity to try out a few things you might not otherwise have the balls (apologies ladies,) to do. I let you take some chances and find out what will work, and what won't work in this immensely complex and confusing reality. At least here, you can be sure the results of every decision are instantaneous and definitive. None of this trudging through years of worthless toil just to find out you've reached a dead end of abject failure from which there is no possibility of reclaiming your lost time. Consider this a work shop, sand box, hokey pokey of fun exploratory learning. "
