Kick the mat! Clench fists! Bang yo head! SOACPWHNHTHD does another victory lap around the ring. Tiny effeminate kicks, punctuated by emo hair flips. The audience is loving it! If you are going to turn this around, you are going to have to secure the audience in your favour. This is about more than a simple pin, you are trying to strike a blow for the rights of POC's everywhere. You need to force the prince to show his despicable, cheating nature. But what is the best way to sucker him in to your sting?




If you get up on all fours and wave your posterior at him, turn to page......LATENT TENDENCIES!


If you instead whisper sweet nothing's about how sacred and special his holy bloodline is into his ear while slipping him something illegal, turn to page........ ANNOINTED ONE!