Sure, why not? You can respect a solid wrestling maneuver, and you know it is your job to help him sell the illusion, even if your main goal is to strike a blow at the heart of the rotten racist core burrowed deep inside of Western society. Are other nations who aren't white also racist? Probably not, none of your professors ever mentioned it. So ya, the best way to make your point is to follow the delicate rules of Kayfabe. You discreetly leap into his suplex and soar over his head and back into the mat. A glorious thud: the crowd roars. You roll over and clutch your neck, kicking at the mat. SOACPWHNHTHD stands up and raises his arms in a pose of accepting glory from the heavens, and from the rafters. They approve loudly. You're on the outs now, but his back is deliciously displayed to you, rapt in his own arrogance and oblivious to your impending attack. Is now really the right time to end this charade, or should you ride the owwie train a bit longer before popping the crowd? CHOICES!






If you choose to pop up, and attack with a furor the floppy haired beast, turn to page...... NOW NOW!


If you instead stay flopping in pain, in wait of a further beating, turn to page …... OWIE NOWIE!