It's time to put all those rasslin' skills you never learned to the goddamned test! You hop on that suspicious paw with a flailing leg lock. SOACPWHNHTHD sells the move in abject agony. He flops around smacking at your legs. You are leaning back into it, what a powerful lock you have on that arm! The angle and way you keep rocking back into the mat really makes it look like there is actually pain in that arm! Wow! SOACPWHNHTHD is really selling this. He kicks his heels at the mat, then flips around. WHOA! He's got you by the waist and appears to be setting you up for a suplex! Oh no!




If you choose to help SOACPWHNHTHD sell the suplex and carry on with the match, turn to page..... NECK SAUSAGE!


If you continue to go full shoot and just hang some limp weight on that sucker, turn to page...... I WILL NOT BE YOUR RAG DOLL SLAVE!