"They're cummin' BACK dontcha' know!" you bellow with satisfaction, having saved your character's sanctity. "Because they's been here befoe! They's ALWAYS been here. An' iffen ya'll don't see that, then I's'll have ta BODY SLAM YOU THROUGH THA FLOOR!"
The commissioner leaps up gleaming with glee. He hops up and down clapping like a precious baby chile' on Christmas morn'. "Oh goody! A new character! A freak character! Golly goodness and holy heaping Hanukha Ham! This is EXACTLY what the NOW needs! A freak wrestler! I've had the perfect idea for a gonzo brainer for ages, but never found the right wrestler capable of really COMMITTING to the role you know? Any interest in taking a different path with your character?" He calms his dancing feet, and looks sternly into your eyes, leaning forward, his left eyebrow arches inquisitively. "You've got spunk soldier, and sometimes, sticky, awful, ugly spunk is enough...."