You aren't exactly the most advanced magick user out there, so you know you can't jump into the deep end right away. You find a book about a boy wizard and start studying intensely the occult secrets contained therein. It seems like an essential ingredient to any spell is having a magic wand. As you are already pilfering your mom's room, you reach under her mattress to discover her magic wand. As you touch it, it positively resonates with a powerful energy. You can feel the good vibrations emanate through your arm. You feel compelled to start allowing what must be a real life Dowsing Rod find the magic spot for you. It drifts along your body, without conscious thought, resonating with your naughty no-no bits. It appears you've discovered a deeper form of Magick. One you can share with your mom. Who gives a fuck about Beuro-bots anyways?