“See! See! Whadid I tell ya!” you scream spittle filled rage into the mic, “Tha aliens are here! Right before yar eyes! And they've taken over tha gull dern government! Can't you see! CAN'T YOU SEE!” You are red in the face, veins popping out of your skull. “This grotesque monster from beyond the stars is here before you as the epitome of law and order. Dissssgusting! Hold on to yer arses folks, because this is going to be a bumpy ride!”
You drop the mic with a thundering thud, and proceed to drop kick the R.C.M.BEE to the mat. Your fists fly fast and hard about the creature's top third section. It's make-shift exo-skeleton quickly gives way, revealing the gooey mush that is the remains of a once human body beneath. Blood flies from the ring and dots the stunned crowd around. Boos are not enough. Of course whatever horrendous nightmare surgery this character under-went to become a hideous insect man left him with a barely functional body hovering on the cusp of death. The crowd is now enraged that their freshest and most exciting new hero was bludgeoned into a gory mess mere moments after being introduced to that which they only just now realized their worthless lives needed to attain the endless and permanent fulfillment that had until now eluded their every moment.
It goes without saying that they storm the stage in a riotous frenzy which Bobby-Jayne the Butt-Lore can do nothing to stop. As a heel though.... damn... you were the greatest the world ever saw. Bravo kid..... bravo!