“Whoa dude! Ok! I give in!” you throw your hands up in front of you while slowly backing away. “All apologies! I got a little carried away.... let's do this properly now.”
“Heh,” SOACPWHNHTHD chuckles. “Are you kidding kid? We just torched my daddy's swiss cheese document. We roast the corpses of terrorists like you upon its pyre!” Mounties descend from all exits, and repel from the ceiling in full garb. Fireworks go off as they pile upon you with their wonderfully enhanced interrogation techniques. The crowd roars and cheers as they all as one chant “Nuke them all! Nuke them all!” SOACPWHNHTHD raises his hands in the air to soak up the ravenous hatred of the Canadian public. His smug grin stretches from curl to shining curl. You saw it here first folks. Your glorious new future.
FACE PALM!