"SIMIAN FOOLS!" you screech as you lunge forward and plunge a limb through the good doctor's face. Blood seeps out down along your haired appendage. You thrust forth your mandibles and lick at the trickle. Human blood tastes good! Which is strange since Vespa Crabro mostly subsists on nectar and sweet sweet fruit. Oh well, disastrous reconstructive surgery isn't an exact science now is it? Enter the bloody reign of the Vespa-Sapien.... deep down, you were always the sort of sick fuck who secretly wanted this opportunity weren't you? Fuck the wrestling career, it's time to cause real world mayhem! Next up is that bastard Harrold, who likely had no love for your Bobby-Jayne character in the first place, and probably just saw a cheap fuck he could take advantage of.
"Cummmeeeeerrrreeee Harrrrrrrrruld!" you hiss demoniacly, "Time for my feeeeeding!" You flex your vestigial shoulder muscles to discover they are now attached to a set of glorious horny wings. Try as you might, you can't seem to flutter fast enough to give flight to your feet, but no less, you can tell their very motion disturbs the nurses, orderlies, and most of all, Harrrrrruld! They flee from the room, but of course, Harry is not fast enough to elude your lunge. You pounce upon him with the full weight of 6 sturdy limbs. What did they make all this physical refuse from? Your mind is boggled, but the joy of sheer destruction must come first in your demented and deranged mind. You loom upon him with toxic saliva dripping down into his opportunistic mouth. "Hey Harrrrruld.... didja give me a stinger too?"
"Naw... naw... no! It's just for show! It doesn't ha... have any poison... we.... we couldn't figure that one out. It won't sting... just don't.... just don't..."
"Oh... just for shhhhhhhhow eh? Well there it issssss... seems it's getting bigger by the minute. What did you make that out of anywayssssss?"
"It's just.... oh god! Just don't! Just don't! Just don't plunge it in!!!!"
"You know harrrrruld..... I think I might just give that shit a try anyways....... looks like yer royally fucked now!"
FACE PALM!