There has to be a way to access the higher domain of bureaucratic bullshit via the hypnotic winged display of the Earth Angels. If the Beuro-Bots be demons, then surely these roaches beat the wings of god! As above, so below! You charge your minions to plunge down towards the Earth. That hurt a bit, perhaps you were taking the medieval concept of Hell laying beneath the Earth a little too literally. Best take a step back and consider the most salient plan to reach this other dimension. You can imagine that within all the reams of paper-work used to access this realm, they must have left some kind of paper loophole. Paper huh? You know it's amazing how much debt there is out there not backed up by any actual paper money. Not to mention how that paper money is no longer backed up by any precious metals or real physical labour induced reality. It's all imaginary! All wealth is imaginary! If you could get every banking institution to call in their debts all at once, the entire society would crumble! No! Better yet! What if all free humans and corporations demanded all of their wealth in paper dollars IMMEDIATELY. All banks would fold! On a dime they couldn't produce that much paper, it's all imaginary. Pixie dust on the wings of demons.
But how could you possibly convince the people that this is something we must bind together and do? You need a platform. What better platform than one of heavenly bugs! You call together your clan and step onto their collective backs. The giant cockroach platform rises up into the sky, from which you begin to deliver your message. “Peoples of Earth! Rise up I say! Take back that which is yours and claw reality back from the sixth dimensional Beuro-bots! Their tyranny of bureaucracy has gone on for far too long! Tear up all contracts! Refuse all documents! Cease the need for law or clarification! Everyone.....”
They find you frothing and mumbling incoherently rolling around in your mother's scattered bones, and crawling with cockroaches. It isn't a pretty sight, but at least you finally put your town on the map! Your matricidal homicide and mental breakdown are thoroughly documented in the global media. Six times over even.