Your experiments thus far haven't procured much data that you can readily use. Perhaps the most important information you need immediately, since your ultimate purpose is to feed the world with these lovable little suckers, would be to discover the optimal way to cook them up properly. Tasty yet efficient. Genetically modifying them to perfection can come later, with more research funds perhaps. You reach for your hot knife machine... I mean Bunsen Burner, and open the valve, emitting that sulfur scented miracle gas into your basement room. You strike a match and place it to the stream. A brilliant blue flame emits, you dial it back to perfection. Now it's time to roast some Earth Angels! You jump down off your bed and begin roasting left and right. The flame takes, and your eyes dance with the delirious joys of science. You are sciencing the shit out of your room! You are absolutely scientifically destroying your whole house! Maybe even your neighbour's house! Poor little Pepe! Poor you! Poor your mom and her mortgage! But most of all, poor little Earth Angels who sacrificed their lives for the sake of Science! All hail the glorious Earth Angels, as they mingle together with your base elements, forever entwined in rising smoke and mingled ashes on the floor! What a life!