"Hey Comission Err! Yer rocker... ya fell off the damn thing! Git back up on it an' listen! I'mma plunge the depths for truth, an' I'mma take yer league along for the ride of a lifetime. Ya down 'er not!"
Harrold raises the other eyebrow, he leans in and stares deep into your simulacrum soul. A smile breaks across his face. "You know what kid? I'm in. In fact, I think I can shuffle my plans over to someone else to be your perfect foil. This could be amazing actually. So you say you're a heel eh? What would you think about flipping the script and turning face right off the bat? Do you think that could work for your character"
"Care-eek-tor? What the hell y'all talking bout ass-wipe!?" You retort, befuddled by his tacit acknowledgment of wrestling's web of tangled lies.
"Never mind... listen, would you say you are a face for the people, one the common man can really get behind... or are you a thorn in the every-man's proverbial ass? What do you think Bobby-Jayne?"




If you believe it is possible for you to turn an about-face and be a hero of the people, turn to page..... SELL OUT!


If you instead, once again choose to hold fast to your initial principles turn to page.....DIG IN YOUR HEELS!