How dare you. HOW DARE YOU! For shame! Do you know how pathetic and depressing it is that you'd CHEAT AT A FLIPPING LITERARY GAME? You get that you can't actually win anything right? Nor will anyone be impressed with you when you tell them you found all four Cockamono Gems. YOU'RE A COCKSUCKING MONOLITHIC GEMORON! Seriously. I go out of my way to craft a beautiful experience for you, for free no less, and you go and sully it with your horrifically selfish scheming. I get it you know. We all realize that those who cheat, lie and steal get ahead in life. It is the strong psychopaths, bereft of conscience, who are able to mow down the meek and moral with their remorseless muscle, and pass on their infinite ill-gotten gains to their psychologically inbred children leading onward and down the line into an endless river of unstoppable scum controlling the planet and destroying all chance the good and caring people have of making something worthwhile and just happen on this plane of existence. I get it okay, but practicing your deceit on a fucking cheap satirical game of words is not going to advance the plot of your life in any meaningful way, and probably means you should just off yourself now before you accidentally pass on your idiotic, and destructive genes to my children's precarious future. Please don't attempt to reset your timeline and engage in another pathway in this infinite universe of adventure. You sir, are officially banned.



ULTIMATE AND ETERNAL FACE PALM!